What? No. [ that's the stupidest thing he's ever heard. besides, mermaids aren't real (though, let's be real - if someone can genetically alter people to turn into apes? mermaids can totally be real). ] We're not gonna change the course so you can go to the beach.

[ this is why cartoons suck. ]

Just go lay out in the sun when we land. It's the same thing.