[ there are very, very serious downsides to losing a good portion of the bounties they go after. the biggest, most identifiable downside of this is having no money. and the biggest downside to having no money, in spike's mind, is the fact that the majority of their food sucks. a lot. (no but seriously who does he have to murder to get some fuckin' beef in the bell peppers and beef like that's just part of the recipe are you kidding me.)
spike does not stoop to stealing the stash of money that he knows faye is going to blow at the casino and/or on formalwear that she does not need. instead, he is no stranger to dining and dashing. it's super rude, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and sometimes he's just forgetful enough to be charming and get out of a check with no dashing involved.
so that's what's going on here, in this tiny little cafe on earth that's abuzz with young women as servers. the tea is too sweet but it's hot and it's nourishing; that's enough. the pancakes, on the other hand.
he takes a bite. and through a mouthful: ]
They're stale.
[ witness: the saddest bounty hunter.
he reaches across the table for the syrup, and propping his chin up with his hand, he sadly dumps half the pot onto the pancakes. ]
THIS IS GONNA BE TERRIBLE
spike does not stoop to stealing the stash of money that he knows faye is going to blow at the casino and/or on formalwear that she does not need. instead, he is no stranger to dining and dashing. it's super rude, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and sometimes he's just forgetful enough to be charming and get out of a check with no dashing involved.
so that's what's going on here, in this tiny little cafe on earth that's abuzz with young women as servers. the tea is too sweet but it's hot and it's nourishing; that's enough. the pancakes, on the other hand.
he takes a bite. and through a mouthful: ]
They're stale.
[ witness: the saddest bounty hunter.
he reaches across the table for the syrup, and propping his chin up with his hand, he sadly dumps half the pot onto the pancakes. ]